Free hosting offer... would you take it up?

I may offer free hosting, so tell me whether you would take me up on this deal:<br /><br />ONLY A PROPOSED DEAL! REPLY IF YOU WOULD TAKE IT IF I OFFERED IT! DO NOT EMAIL ME WITH QUESTIONS FOR IT! <br /><br />Price: FREE (No strings attached, promise. Ya'll know me. I used to be one of you, a free hostee.)<br /><br />Space: 75-100 MB (Depending on how much space I can afford and how many signups)<br /><br />Data Transfer: 2/3 GB (probably more, this is just temporary figure)<br /><br />Features: PHP, CGI (No resource intensive programs, please), Perl, MySQL, Domain Hosting, Basically anything you want, I'll do. I have no limits :)<br /><br />Support: Expect Answers within 2/3 days, unless other people help you in the forum (hey, it's free, and Im one person)<br /><br />Ads: Banner on every page(above the fold). Or you can have a popup/under on the index only, and a text link on every page(easier to incorporate).  Sorry for the ads, I hate them too but I need to have them on here to make some money, you know?<br /><br />MINIMUM REQUIRED UNIQUES: I hate to do this, but I cant have people just randomly joining. This will be more of a closely knitted community than a big free host. I need AT LEAST 1,500 Uniques a month. More will get your application more likely to make it in. More uniques will also mean better features.<br /><br />Rules: No Warez, Porn, or anything that can be deemed illegal or offensive. Dont hide the ads, you will be deleted. You make A LOT less than the required hits, you will be deleted. (a little less is okya, just do better next month)<br /><br />So would you do this offer? Let me know, and I'll offer it as soon as I see people actually like it! :)