offering free hosting to the BIG sites

If you are one of those BIG, BIG sites with these stats PM me for detials on getting a server or good hosting.<br /><br />requred:<br /><br />-at least 100, 000 page views a day (proof needed)<br />-NO warez, hacking, anythign illegal<br />-must be reasonable hosting specs<br />-must be able to have a banner or pop-up of the host providing the service<br />-must maintain stats at all times